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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:41

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
What are your top ten favorite K-pop albums?
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
How do we know that Taylor Swift was originally a brunette?
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What's the most impressive feature of Claude AI according to its users?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
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